i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.
a softer new world order
how about: there aren’t really wars all over the world, it’s just one giant movie to entertain us. and the money spent on all the wars is just for pimping the latest special f/x