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Questions not usually asked

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  • closed. there are monsters in there.
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  • out
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  • yes
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  • they are the perfect medium to doddle on!
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  • no
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  • bear, at least it would be quick
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
  • no i wish i did. they are adorable
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  • i try not to. also i only look good in B&W
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • selfish, petulant people
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  • no
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
  • yes sometimes
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  • no
  • 17: What size is your bed?
  • queensize, though it's not enough for two cats much less me and the wife
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
  • Never Comes The Day by Moody Blues
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  • absolutely. until the 1920's, pink was THE manly color. denotes hale and heartiness
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  • ABSOLUTELY!
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  • there are so many... i guess anything with an SNL alum would fall in that category
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  • you KNOW i'm not gonna tell you
  • 23: What do you drink with dinner?
  • nothing. i drink after dinner.
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  • Arby's Horsey Sauce®
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
  • grilled cheese sammich
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  • The Andromeda Strain, A Clockwork Orange, The Wicker Man
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  • I was A Cub Scout
  • 29: Would you ever pose nude in a magazine?
  • yes
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  • no
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  • cold pizza and bourbon
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  • 11pm-2am
  • 37: Are you lazy?
  • boy howdy
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  • hilariously enough, a hobo, b/c i was a homeless bum for awhile
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  • Dragon
  • 40: How many languages can you speak?
  • does Kittycat count? No? 1
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  • last one was Mental Floss
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  • i could never figure out either of them. i hate building things
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
  • yes but i give up quick when i find i am wrong
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  • Letterman before he went to CBS
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  • no, but Breaking Bad was good.
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  • YES
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
  • yes
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • elementary school
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • no i think they're horrible
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  • nope
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  • of course!
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • lemon
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • garbage man
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • not like sheetcovered ghosts
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • only when i go on tumblr...oh wait, Congress!
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  • Vitamin M
  • 60: Wear slippers?
  • i did, but they crapped out. they were tigerpaw ones, super awesome! they are no longer made : (
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
  • red satin
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
  • Star Trek: TOG medical/science officer shirt
  • 63: First concert?
  • Gordon Lightfoot 1978
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • *drone strike*
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
  • original Chuck Taylors
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • cheetos
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • peanuts
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  • nope that sounds lame
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  • yes
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  • no
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • yes on my wedding day, and then a week later when Obama got elected
  • 74: Own any record albums?
  • yes
  • 75: Own a record player?
  • yes
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
  • yes
  • 77: Ever been in love?
  • yes
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  • Kraftwerk, 1975
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  • The Psychedelic Furs
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
  • coffee
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  • molasses ginger cookies
  • 83: Can you swim well?
  • i wouldn't drown
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • WTF
  • 85: Are you patient?
  • ugh i am getting bored with this!
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  • 5 years
  • 96: Do you have kids?
  • NO
  • 97: Do you want kids?
  • NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOoooo
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?bright orangey orange
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • i only miss people that are alive


todaysdocument:

It’s April 15 - Are Your Taxes Done?

State-of-the-art systems at the Internal Revenue Service are waiting to process your returns!

While punch cards and tape drives seem archaic now, they were a “new dimension” in data processing and tax administration at the time of this IRS educational film, “Right on the Button,” from the late 1960s.

this is one of my favorite shorts. i really would’ve loved working there then

(Source: research.archives.gov)


weirdvintage:

Alice E. Doherty was born in 1887 with a rare genetic mutation called “hypertrichosis”, or “werewolf syndrome”, which causes excessive body hair.  She was billed as “The Minnesota Woolly Baby”.  At birth, she was covered all over in two-inch long, silky blonde hair.  She began exhibiting as a sideshow “freak” at the age of two, and remained in the business until 1915. (via)
weirdvintage:

Alice E. Doherty was born in 1887 with a rare genetic mutation called “hypertrichosis”, or “werewolf syndrome”, which causes excessive body hair.  She was billed as “The Minnesota Woolly Baby”.  At birth, she was covered all over in two-inch long, silky blonde hair.  She began exhibiting as a sideshow “freak” at the age of two, and remained in the business until 1915. (via)

weirdvintage:

Alice E. Doherty was born in 1887 with a rare genetic mutation called “hypertrichosis”, or “werewolf syndrome”, which causes excessive body hair.  She was billed as “The Minnesota Woolly Baby”.  At birth, she was covered all over in two-inch long, silky blonde hair.  She began exhibiting as a sideshow “freak” at the age of two, and remained in the business until 1915. (via)